Male. 18 and gay. I'm from Connecticut. I can be very shy and awkward. And, as for descriptions, I don't know what else to put. Have a nice day.

 

English to Alex Turner Dictionary

English: She was hot

Alex Turner: If you were heat seeking, she was hard to ignore

English: You don't look so good

Alex Turner: You look like you've been for breakfeast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to loose.

bulbasaurasrex:

My favorite kinds of restaurants are the ones that bring free bread to your table.

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

Thought it was a butt plug…

(Source: arin-hans0n)

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

amenparis:

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.

adrians:

cantwaitforpizza:

the “I’m wearing a vest because I might workout but actually I’m just putting off revision” selfie

hi you’re hot

adrians:

cantwaitforpizza:

the “I’m wearing a vest because I might workout but actually I’m just putting off revision” selfie

hi you’re hot